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سه شنبه 15 بهمن 1392 :: نویسنده : امین آنلاین
به هنگام بازدید از یک بیمارستان روانى، از روان‌پزشک پرسید شما چطور 

می‌فهمید که یک بیمار روانى به بسترى شدن در بیمارستان نیاز دارد یا نه؟

روان‌پزشک گفت: ما وان حمام را پر از آب می‌کنیم و یک قاشق چایخورى، یک

 فنجان و یک سطل جلوى بیمار می‌گذاریم و می‌خواهیم که وان را خالى کند.

گفت: آهان! فهمیدم. آدم عادى باید سطل را بردارد چون بزرگ‌تر است.
روان‌پزشک گفت: نه! آدم عادى درپوش زیر آب وان را بر می‌دارد.

شما می‌خواهید تخت‌تان کنار پنجره باشد؟





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